McMaster Proposes Nuclear Strike
Details on why Gen. McMaster wants to go nuclear and save America “from a costly war.”
Humor
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
Inside The Mind of General Kelly
The mind of Gen. Kelly is hacked in the interest of good journalism.
A Peek Inside Trump’s “Happy Files”
The Lint Screen has an exclusive so hot, you may need solar eclipse glasses and oven mitts to read it. When it was reported last week that glorious leader Donald Trump receives two folders each day chock-full of good news about the great job he’s doing, our journalistic sleuths went to work. Below are excerpts … Read more
Trump Demands Pence Show His Loyalty
On Sunday, the failing New York Times reported that Vice President Mike Pence was preparing for a presidential run in 2020, and President Trump was furious at the news report. “The skipper was mad as a wet rooster in an Ace Hardware,” a White House leaker told The Lint Screen. “Although El Hefe always says … Read more
Behind The Dem’s Bold New Branding Campaign
A fascinating look at how the new Democratic Party rally cry was created.
A better deal tested even better than another proposed line, The absolute best, most tremendous deal ever. Incredible deal. A fabulous deal, believe me! People felt that particular line sounded too much like a Republican promise.”
Irony Hurts
Is mindfulness a match for nature? Nope.