The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
On Sunday, the failing New York Times reported that Vice President Mike Pence was preparing for a presidential run in 2020, and President Trump was furious at the news report. “The skipper was mad as a wet rooster in an Ace Hardware,” a White House leaker told The Lint Screen. “Although El Hefe always says … Read more
A fascinating look at how the new Democratic Party rally cry was created.
A better deal tested even better than another proposed line, The absolute best, most tremendous deal ever. Incredible deal. A fabulous deal, believe me! People felt that particular line sounded too much like a Republican promise.”
Is mindfulness a match for nature? Nope.
Tweetstorm to follow.
In an exclusive, The Lint Screen has acquired the list of possible conversation starters President Donald J. Trump will be using for his meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin at the G20 summit. 1. I won the election in a landslide. Huge victory. Incredible feat. No one expected it. I’m president, and they’re not! 2. … Read more
“Suddenly, I came to embrace Trumpcare,” Chesney said. “We need to cut Medicaid and Medicare and give tax cuts to the wealthy. Then, the free market will take care of unhealthy people, poor people, old people, and soon the economy will trickle down riches for all of us to enjoy. That laughing cat made me see the errors of my ways.”