Humor

Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.

Trump Inauguration Crowd Declared “Largest In History”

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January 20, 2017, will go down in history as the date Donald J. Trump was sworn in as the 45th President of the United States of America, and also “the day more proud Americans assembled to witness a tremendous moment and new chapter in the glorious history of human life on Earth, the absolute best … Read more

Pepsi To Create Caitlyn Jenner Ad

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Like a juicy steak to a black eye, Pepsi is looking to ease the pain of its recent Kendall Jenner ad fiasco, and today announced it is filming a new video and TV spot featuring her parent, Caitlyn Jenner. “We are going to show the world we feel its pain,” Matt Griggob, Pepsi spokesperson told … Read more

New Samsung Galaxy S8 Extinguishes Itself

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Yesterday, Samsung officially unveiled its latest smartphone, the Galaxy S8, and it’s a corker! Following the embarrassment of the Samsung Galaxy Note 7’s tendency to catch fire, the latest model addresses that possibility in an ingenious way. “It self-extinguishes,” beamed lead product designer Ramsey Leirom. The tech wizard told The Lint Screen the thinking behind … Read more

GOP Proposes New & Improved Healthcare Bill

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As Republican members of Congress scramble to try and save their health care bill called the American Health Care Act, it looks dead on arrival. But, it’s not over yet, The Lint Screen has learned. After conferring behind closed doors, Speaker of The House Paul Ryan introduced new legislation called “The Tremendous Healthcare Plan For … Read more