The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
Like a juicy steak to a black eye, Pepsi is looking to ease the pain of its recent Kendall Jenner ad fiasco, and today announced it is filming a new video and TV spot featuring her parent, Caitlyn Jenner. “We are going to show the world we feel its pain,” Matt Griggob, Pepsi spokesperson told … Read more
Yesterday, Samsung officially unveiled its latest smartphone, the Galaxy S8, and it’s a corker! Following the embarrassment of the Samsung Galaxy Note 7’s tendency to catch fire, the latest model addresses that possibility in an ingenious way. “It self-extinguishes,” beamed lead product designer Ramsey Leirom. The tech wizard told The Lint Screen the thinking behind … Read more
As Republican members of Congress scramble to try and save their health care bill called the American Health Care Act, it looks dead on arrival. But, it’s not over yet, The Lint Screen has learned. After conferring behind closed doors, Speaker of The House Paul Ryan introduced new legislation called “The Tremendous Healthcare Plan For … Read more
Questions that need to be asked… asked!
The dead demand their rights as Americans.
The rock-em, sock-em game of journalism is not for wussies. Now that any numbskull with a smartphone is a media company, the stakes have never been higher for eyeballs.