Merry Happy
Here’s digital wishes for a merry happy to you and yours from us and ours.
Whatnot
It’s neither fish nor foul nor cattle nor fruit. Whatever it is, it’s something or other.
Those Darn Monkeys
Not long ago I wrote on this very site about the dangers of smoking monkeys and chimps and how I was collecting funds to buy them nicotine patches and gum.
Sad Fruitcake
What’s it like to roam the earth in search of acceptance, love and the occasional bite?
Flashback (Pt. 18)
After I was wheeled into the operating room and transferred to the operating table, I noticed all the medical personnel in the room. Just before I was put under, I noticed two more people come into the operating room, they were all gussied-up. They galavanted about greeted all the medical people while posing for a small posse of paparazzi that accompanied them.
Hips Ahoy! (Pt. 17)
I don’t know if Ambien is a sleep wonder drug or the ultimate alibi pill. Last night I took a muscle relaxer and slept great. I’m getting this Ambien monkey off my back (goodness knows what he’s doing back there in the middle of the night– driving, eating, talking on the phone, having sex).
Cleared For Take-Off? (Pt. 16)
It’s been almost a month since my total hip replacement. If all goes well with my examination, I should get the green light for driving– meaning no matter what color the traffic signal is, I can GO. Your ‘ordinary traffic laws’ do not apply