“Liz is paying the price for refusing to get along,” House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy told The Lint Screen regarding his Republican Party’s decision to banish Wyoming Representative Liz Cheney. “We can’t have radicals like her causing an insurrection inside the Capitol.” “Cheney has one of those Jew laser beams,” Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene…

Tucker Carlson is a fearless journalist who believes in the sanctity of freedoms promised Americans by The Constitution. What follows is an opinion piece that aired on Carlson’s popular Fox News show. The Lint Screen reprints this rant; readers will have to imagine hearing these words in the whining voice of Tucker. TUCKER: Our forefathers…

House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy continued his revisionist history tour following his appearance on Chris Wallace’s “Fox News Sunday” show. The Trump fanboy popped into The Lint Screen offices on Monday and babbled like a drunk baby. “The liberal media has it all wrong,” McCarthy said. “Donald Trump was a perfect leader on January 6.…

The Republican Party is hard at work suppressing voting rights and now also shutting down protesters. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis tells The Lint Screen, “protests are un-American and against freedom of speech” and must stop. “Liberal bellyachers are ruining everything,” the guv says. “They bitch and moan and cause traffic jams by being out in…

Donald J. Trump claims, “I could have played pro baseball. Every major league team wanted me. I was a natural, like Robert Redford in that movie. I forget the name of it.” That was then. Now, the disgraced twice-impeached ex-president is telling his rabid cult base of gullible loonies to boycott baseball. Trump is angry…

Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz is a familiar presence on conservative TV networks, and with his recent acts of Christian kindness, he’s sure to become even more popular. Today the Republican Congressman told The Lint Screen he plans to reach out and help the youth of America with a new plan for revitalizing education in high…