"Where fake news gets real."
Just when you though it couldn’t get any weirder, it does. On Tuesday, insane President Perv and his medical trust of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., and quack Dr. Oz, gave a press conference in which Trump claimed, “Tylenol causes autism in our beautiful little babies, and also plants the crazy idea that there are Epstein … Read more
Captain Cankles sure knows how to pick “the very best people.” Dictator Donald Trump, close friend of pedophile sex-trafficker Jeff Epstein, named Kash Patel, a man with absolutely no criminal justice experience, to lead the Federal Bureau of Investigation. “Kash wrote wonderful children’s books about me,” Trump says, grinning. “I loved that. Indoctrinate the kids … Read more
“The guys all gathered for a conference call,” Captain Cankles claims. “They had tears in their eyes. All these big, powerful, strong men were crying–– crying like dogs. ‘Please, sir, please come and join us. We love you, sir, and admire the hard work you are doing to make America great again. You are the best president ever, sir. And we’re not just saying that.’ Trump grins. “No one’s ever seen anything like it. They admire me so much.”
In a show of forced toadyism that would make North Korea’s Kim Jong Un blush, America’s glorious leader, convicted felon, twice-impeached, adjudicated sex offender, President Donald J. Trump sat proudly as his Cabinet gushed praise for him. “My love for you is unbounded, sir,” confessed Vice President JD Vance. “But not in a gay way, … Read more
Suspected pedophile President Donald J. Trump made a big deal of his meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin yesterday in Anchorage, Alaska. He promised he’d get agreement to a ceasefire or he’d slap the commies with sanctions, but after meeting for three. hours, Trump sang a different tune. “I think it’s awful what Zelensky has … Read more
“I’m trying to make America great again,” Trump bellyaches, “and no one appreciates how hard I work. This Epstein hoax is like an obnoxious fly buzzing my head. I’ve given orders that if someone bothers me about it, they are to be shot. They need to pay a price for wasting my time, and it seems like losing their life is a suitable fine.”