Trump Transfers Ghislaine Maxwell to A Venezuelan Fishing Boat “For Her Protection”
The big perv explains his decision to protect Maxwell from “evil Democrats.”
“I had a classy party because I fixed America, and everyone loves me,” Trump says
Trump explains why he should be celebrated
“So what if kids go hungry,” Trump says, “I’ve got lots of gold decorations.”
“That’s right, Mike,” Trump says. “We need our tax money for ICE and the National Guard and expensive airflghts to black sites in El Salvador. We also need money for the great people of Argentina. We’re giving them $40 billion because their president likes me. I care a lot about Argentinians. They are much more obedient than our citizens.”
Squatter Trashes His Rental Property as His Landlords Look On In Disgust
“It’s ridiculous,” said Brian Hunsford of St. Louis, Missouri. “Trump is a grifter who’ll build some garish gold monstrosity so he and his fat cat billionaire pals can eat steak and lobsters on the taxpayers’ dime. I thought the son of a bitch was supposed to lower inflation and make American lives better. Everything’s much more expensive since he became president.”
“Chicago is being terrorized by Blues Brothers,” Trump claims, “My troops will catch them.”
“Now we have tremendous ICE forces, incredible warriors who wear masks so blood won’t get on their faces,” Trump smiles. “We’re sending in an army of troops. We’re going to catch these Blues Brothers and deport them. They’ve got to be illegal immigrants playing that black music. Trump will make Chicago great again.”
“I had them arrested,” Trump brags, “they were very bad people”
Predator President Trump was not happy watching the Ryder Cup on Sunday. “Our guys made a valiant effort,” he said. “But ultimately, the American Team was a bunch of losers. A disgrace to our country, the world’s hottest country. That must mean the foreigners rigged the games.” So, to extract justice, the orange madmen dispatched … Read more