While gas prices escalate worldwide and inflation runs rampant in the United States, the Vice President is attending to critically important matters in Hungary.
“You have to re-elect President Orban,” V.P. JD Vance told a Budapest crowd. “He is like a Hungarian Donald Trump. Our brave, genius, glorious president is doing everything he can to make America more like Hungary. That’s what Project 2025 was all about. And we’re getting there, working hard to shut down free press, flooding the media with propaganda– we even have state regime media called Fox News, getting corporate kickbacks for favors, war profiteering, and assembling the most corrupt administration ever. MAGA is now ‘MAH’–– Make America Hungary.” Vance’s phone rings, and he smiles. “I wonder who that could be.” He answers the call on speakerphone.
“Hello to the great people of Hungary,” a familiar blowhard’s voice booms over the phone. “It’s me, your favorite president, Donald J. Trump, commanding you to vote for my good friend Viktor Orban. And you’d better do it, because if my good buddy Orban doesn’t win, the election was obviously rigged, and I will have to wipe out your civilization. I’m serious. Look around you, now imagine everyone dead. Not so nice, is it? That’s what’ll happen if you don’t obey my order. Don’t test me, I’m just crazy enough to do it.”
JD smiles broadly and chuckles, giving a thumbs-up, and mouthing the words, “He is.”
Hungary’s President Orban steps up to the microphone.
“The choice is yours, people,” he says. “Vote for me, or die!”
“That’s a good slogan,” Trump says over the phone. “I’ll use it for Trump 2028.”
JD Vance bows his head and quietly sobs.
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