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Tag: Bernard Madoff

Madoff Fonzie Scheme Mystery (Pt. 6)

A breathless world quickens its pulse due to a lack of oxygen, poor circulation and excitement galore. It seems all people of all nation’s want to know the whereabouts of the mysterious magical Greek fishing cap…

January 27, 2009
Madoff’s Fonzie Scheme Falters (Pt. 3)

$50 billion later, Mr. Bernard Madoff’s about as cool as a penguin on fire.

January 21, 2009
2008-Blagojevich-Father Time-Madoff Scandal

In a stunning development, the year 2008, Rod Blagojevich, Father Time and Bernard Madoff have all been arrested and charged with trying to alter the state of the universe and the natural order of things.

December 31, 2008