bin Laden Widows Trash Their Old Man
“Ozzie was a pig,” says wife #1, “the man never picked-up after himself in his life. He was a total slob. His mother spoiled him rotten–a real mama’s boy, that one. And his personal hygiene? Forget about it. The guy stunk like a dipped skunk, and wouldn’t know deodorant or a toothbrush if it bit him!”