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To begin the historic Helsinki meeting between Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump, “Pootie” punked the American prez with the classic joy buzzer handshake. “You’ve got to give Putin round one,” a diplomatic observer told The Lint Screen. “He totally owned the Trumpster with the joy buzzer gag. But Trump did a good job of concealing … Read more

An exclusive look at the topics to be covered in the top-secret Trump-Putin meeting.

Details on Mr. Grabby Hands facing more legal troubles.

The first lady brings her A-game to the border, 2,300 children cry.

President Donald J. Trump is a very busy man. When he’s not bringing about world peace, making new pals with strong and very talented leaders, he is spreading love and compassion for all of humanity. The big man called The Lint Screen today for some exclusive quotes about the recent brouhaha at the border. “I … Read more