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Serving Time (Pt. 5)
“Whaddya in for?” asks the inmate. “Hip replacement. And you?” “Ain’t none of your bee’s wax,” he says whittling a bar of soap into a hotel-size bar of soap. “Just never you mind,” he says as he rides a goat on a merry-go-round and his head goes Linda Blair in The Exorcist as unicorns dance…
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Madoff Fonzie Scheme Mystery (Pt. 6)
A breathless world quickens its pulse due to a lack of oxygen, poor circulation and excitement galore. It seems all people of all nation’s want to know the whereabouts of the mysterious magical Greek fishing cap…