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The Ante Is Upped (Pt. 2)

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    At 3:41 last night, the bedroom phone rang.          “Hello,” I mumbled into the phone half asleep.          “Well, you coming through for me, or what, jerkface?” a male voice asked sharply.          “Who is this?”         “Don’t play dumb, you know damn well who this is. … Read more

The Ugly Horror of Fatz

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     As roadside attractions go, it’s hard to top the Gaffney Peach, conveniently located by Interstate-85 in Gaffney, South Carolina. Constructed in 1981, it’s a million dollar water storage tank that’s shaped like… get this… a PEACH!    It’s a wondrous sight when one is zipping along trying to avoid the long radar arm … Read more