Top Kill – The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.

BPTV Launches

July 18, 2010June 2, 2010 by PD Scullin

There was one surprising silver lining on the black oil cloud of the recent failure of BP’s “Top Kill” effort– the live camera feed of the oil leak disaster drew millions of curious viewers from around the world. The viewer response was so strong, BP has decided to launch the live camera feed as a … Read more

Exxon Valdez To The Rescue!

July 18, 2010May 30, 2010 by PD Scullin

The idea is to take the Valdez (which now operates under the name Dong Fang Ocean) and sink it over the oil leak. When the legendary ship lands on top of the gushing oil well, the tanker will accept the oil from the oil spill into its willing and spacious hull.