I don’t know about you, but I’m sick and tired of politicians yammering endlessly about what they’re going to do about war, the economy, taxes, the environment, education, oil dependency, spending and so on–– when is someone going to come forward with the Monkey Helmet Laws this nation so desperately needs!
Just look around and you see monkeys and chimps on unicycles, bicycles, trikes, Harleys, sidecars and other wheeled contraptions doing all sorts of dangerous stunts with nothing but a funny hat to protect their braincages. Sure, it’s fun to watch but it’s also criminal––someone’s bound to get hurt.
If Bubbles takes a tumble, his gray matter gets a-jumble. Next thing you know, the poor fellow can’t tell a banana from a knitting needle and he knits a crappy sweater with two bananas. Is this what our forefathers wrote with quill pens on parchment paper for? I think not.
Here’s my five on why we need to get some serious Monkey Helmet Laws on the books:
- Monkeys are not good drivers
- Monkeys are their own worst enemy
- Monkeys are too proud to ask for our help
- Ever seen “The Wizard of Oz”? We don’t need flying monkey attacks!
- Charles Darwin Fan Club membership will plummet
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