Moon Surrenders
After a bombing run late last week, the Man in The Moon has officially surrendered to its overlord, Planet Earth
Month: October 2009
Moon Attacked
For years I have been proposing a full assault on The Moon. Every night it sit there smugly in the sky, taunting us with its pristine lunar arrogance and orbital confidence.
Dude Displaces Ringo
Recently, a 17-year old Atlantan named Jerry Mungerton scored a perfect 100% score drumming on six straight songs, and the avatars of John Lennon, Paul McCartney and George Harrison were so impressed, they fired the avatar of Ringo Starr and replaced him with young Mr. Mungerton.
Nudists No More
I recently came across this shocking photo and want to alert fellow humans of the impending danger sure to destroy our fragile society.