The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
In response to the recent attempt by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab to blow up an aircraft with explosives he had concealed in his underwear, the TSA has announced new security regulations that include the removal of underwear and shoes before going through airport X-ray machines.
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who is the youngest of 16 children, may have felt unloved and misunderstood by his parents. “It’s quite common for the 16th child to have loneliness issues,” said noted psychologist Dr. Raymond G. Lillymutton, “they do not get the devoted love and devotion that the first 15 children receive, so they naturally crave attention, the kind of attention terrorist organizations like Al Qaeda are so good at providing.”
While I thought I had pulled the plug on my total hip replacement series, some people have asked for an update. They are either curious, or taking some sick pleasure in my pain. Either way, I’m happy to oblige.
Here’s digital wishes for a merry happy to you and yours from us and ours.
My hands with be in a flurry to describe how manipulated I feel watching this spot. Can you say heavy handed?
Not long ago I wrote on this very site about the dangers of smoking monkeys and chimps and how I was collecting funds to buy them nicotine patches and gum.