Person Found Who Didn’t Know About Bruce Jenner’s Blockbuster Story

Man discovered deep in Amazon jungles, claims no knowledge of mega-news story!!!
Man discovered deep in Amazon jungle, claims no knowledge of mega-news story!!!

The Lint Screen has made the startling discovery of a man claiming no knowledge of Bruce Jenner’s stunning sex change story.

“Nope, I don’t know what you’re talking about,” said the man who refused to identify himself on the condition it would destroy his anonymity. “And why would anyone care?”

When he was told of Jenner’s connection to the Kardashian family, he shrugged. “Who’s that?”

Obviously the news media needs to work much, much harder.

4 thoughts on “Person Found Who Didn’t Know About Bruce Jenner’s Blockbuster Story”

  1. That’s for sure–the news media should be spending more time on the internets watching what’s trending instead of out in the field covering earthquakes, genocides, corruption and crap like that.

    Ever since David Muir took over for Dianne Sawyer things just haven’t been the same.

  2. Yes, Mr. Lud, the state of modern journalism is appalling (Edward R. Murrow has to spinning in his grave).

    How could anyone escape the critically important news of Jenner, and to not know who the Kardashian clan is, well, that’s inexcusable.

    I believe the media really needs to step up its game!!!

    Oh, and more funny cat videos, please!!!!!!!

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