The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
Tinsel Town is quiet tonight. Sealed like a vacuum-tight can of cashews. No one’s saying nothing, but the rumors wash this glittery city like waves beating the shore. In and out, in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out, … Read more
Officials representing Mexican drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman have announced the recent prison escapee will be headlining at The Mirage Hotel & Casino on the Las Vegas strip this fall. “El Chapo has proven his amazing skills with magic,” his agent Jimmy “Gimme Gimme” Sandropop told The Lint Screen, “and now he wants to … Read more
The EuroZone is rejoicing now that Greece has finally settled its massive debt with the gift of a gigantic horse. “We’re not looking this gift in the mouth,” said Hans Schneblown, the German Finance Minister who heads the Euro-Monetary-Health Fund. “We’re just delighted to get any payment at all from Greece. We had taken to … Read more
The Lint Screen discovers the power of clickbait. The world bites!
I fed the beast. Ponied-up some money to see Jurassic World. If you’re one of the 316 people left on the planet who has not seen it, let this serve as a warning. Don’t! It’s a steaming pile of dino dump. All the money and attention is paid in the service of the technology that … Read more
The Lint Screen has learned Mr. Ed, the world’s most famous talking horse, has taken a vow of silence and become a Trappist Monk. When reached for a comment, the ex-TV star was tight-lipped.