The Lint Screen has learned Mr. Ed, the world’s most famous talking horse, has taken a vow of silence and become a Trappist Monk.
When reached for a comment, the ex-TV star was tight-lipped.
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I guess we’ll just have to rely on Francis the Talking Mule for future four-hoofed oratory.
Yes, Mr. Lud, afraid that’s true and it’s a damn shame–– given what a liar Francis has proven to be!