The Lint Screen Shunned In ’16 Pulitzers

The world still may not be breathing following the shocking news that The Lint Screen did not receive any 2016 Pulitzer Prize Awards. “This is almost unconscionable,” said Dr. Lawrence Kidneyworttle, English Department Chairman of The Amazingly Epic Incredible University in Greilickville, Michigan. “I imagine if one had a feather one could knock me over … Read more

11 Little-Known Masters Tournament Facts

When the referee blows the whistle and the starting gun is fired tomorrow morning, The 80th Masters Golf Tournament will officially begin. The Lint Screen looks at some little-known tidbits that may make you say, “huh?” 1. The original name of the competition was “The Super Duper Golfing Badass Slugfest Annihilation Smackdown” 2. The winner … Read more