The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
First, the British people voted to leave the European Union, and now they’re upping the ante higher–– by leaving planet Earth (“Earexit”)! The Lint Screen has learned that there is a movement underway for the United Kingdom to give the whole damn planet the ol’ high hat. Financial markets worldwide are shaken by this second … Read more
After four gun control bills were voted down in the Senate and House, lawmakers took decisive action and passed bold legislation that will make post-gun-massacres easier to handle.
The “Thoughts And Prayers” bill will automatically trigger condolences from Senators and Representatives immediately following any major gun incident.
Timothy Pinkdroll was a Boy Scout, and he’s taking his “be prepared” training to heart as he undergoes extreme conditioning for the upcoming presidential election.
Some people (like this reporter) have to find stories, and some people have stories come to them. Put Duke McSlurpeedoo into that latter camp. The free-pouring Boston bartender says that in his 41-year career of serving libations, he’s “heard it all and seen it all–– swear to Pete!” This reporter perched on his stool, finished … Read more
Recently, I had the distinct honor and privilege of being asked to give the commencement address to graduates of the prestigious Ye Olde University of Shakespearean Thespian Talents. Located in Stratford-upon-Avon-Lady, England, this establishment is renowned worldwide for training the finest Shakespearean actors in the biz, many of whom go on to careers in fetching … Read more