Sean Spicer’s Replacement Announced
The startling details on the mime replacing Sean Spicer as White House press secretary
Month: June 2017
Comey’s First Draft of Written Testimony Reveals Literary Talent
“It was a dark and stormy night. Dark as ink in a windowless closet, wet as a drunk underwater. The President invited me to dinner. He said he wanted to invite my whole family, but he suspected there might not be enough ice cream to go around. ‘Screw them,’ he said. ‘Come solo.’