Enforcer Brought Into White House
“I’ve fought in wars,” Gen. Kelley said, “but I’ve never seen the destruction, carnage, and sheer terror of this presidency. So, I’ve called in the big guns–– Sister Ellen Marie Grace.”
Month: August 2017
Giggles Named Sec. Of Fun!
A new ambassador to spread the president’s good cheer.
Trump Declared “Sanest Human Ever”
Distinguished doc praises prez’s mental fitness.
Trump Slams The Lint Screen
Last night, at his pep rally in Phoenix, President Trump told supporters, “Don’t believe the fake media. Everything they say is a lie. Everything! I know. It’s all fake, especially The Lint Screen.” Trump’s complexion changed from orange to red as he continued. “The Lint Screen has been very unfair to me. Very unfair. Too … Read more
McMaster Proposes Nuclear Strike
Details on why Gen. McMaster wants to go nuclear and save America “from a costly war.”
Inside The Mind of General Kelly
The mind of Gen. Kelly is hacked in the interest of good journalism.