Rudy Clarifies Everything About His Innocent Client
The ex-mayor gives detailed specifics about Trump’s views and actions setting the record straight for once and for all.
Month: July 2018
Trump Blames English Language For Misstatement
The ultimate walk back for a mistake that wasn’t the prez’s fault.
Putin Uses Joy Buzzer Gag On Trump
To begin the historic Helsinki meeting between Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump, “Pootie” punked the American prez with the classic joy buzzer handshake. “You’ve got to give Putin round one,” a diplomatic observer told The Lint Screen. “He totally owned the Trumpster with the joy buzzer gag. But Trump did a good job of concealing … Read more
Trump’s Putin Cheat Sheet Leaked Like A Pee Tape
An exclusive look at the topics to be covered in the top-secret Trump-Putin meeting.
The American Flag Sues President For Sexual Assault
Details on Mr. Grabby Hands facing more legal troubles.