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Nancy Pelosi won’t know what hit her when she takes control of the Democrat-ruled Congress on Tuesday. President Donald Trump not only wants $5 billion for his “big beautiful wall”–– he is demanding more. Much more. The Lint Screen has obtained Trump’s self-titled, “DEMOCRAT DEMAND LIST AND YOU BETTER GIVE IT TO ME I REALLY … Read more
The president is like an ambulance–– he just naturally attracts lawyers. Today, Sarah Huckabee Sanders told The Lint Screen that Rudy Giuliani, President Trump’s legal mastermind, has gone to the bullpen and hired the respected law firm of Dowee Cheatem & Howe. “The deep state is working overtime,” Sanders said. “Lawsuits keep piling up against our … Read more
The United States of America is under siege by hedonistic hipsters hellbent on horizontal hard-core hanky-panky! The song “Baby It’s Cold Outside” is a smut-filled anthem promoting pre-marital sinning. Little wonder radio stations across the nation are banning the dirty song before it drives listeners into the fiery lakes of hell and eternal damnation! “‘Baby It’s … Read more
Donald J. Trump is a man who deeply believes in justice and the rule of law. He came by The Lint Screen offices to discuss his views. “I’m someone who wants to right wrongs,” the president said. “Last week’s testimony from Cohen was nothing but a bunch of lies. Cohen should go to prison for … Read more