The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
As liberal snowflakes melt in hysteria with raging paranoia about the dangers of climate change, President Trump decided to calm their fears by appointing a reknowned expert to head a government study on the subject. “I’ve always said climate change is a Chinese hoax,” Trump told The Lint Screen, “now we’ll see if an independent … Read more
While President Donald J. Trump battles fake news, dozens of books airing his dirty laundry, and unfounded witch hunts, some Americans have become treasonous traitors and doubt the integrity of our leader–– but that’s not the case for Russians. In Russia, Trump has achieved record popularity for an American president. Last week, his popularity was … Read more
As sure as the sun rises in the east, President Donald J. Trump will protect Americans from catastrophe, destruction, and certain death. “I said I would build a wall,” the president told The Lint Screen, “and I will finish the job no matter how much the angry socialist Democrats fight me.” In recent budget battles, … Read more
The past week has been a turbulent one in the grand ol‘ state of Virginny. The current Governor Ralph Northam was caught in a college yearbook photo wearing either blackface or a KKK hood, the African-American lieutenant governor Justin Fairfax is facing sexual assault charges, and next in line for succession, Attorney General Mark Herring … Read more
Sanders blasts fake news for criticizing our hard-working president for making America great again. Sarah Sanders has a bit of a temper. Today, the White House press secretary dropped by The Lint Screen offices and overturned desks, threw computers, and slugged the jaws of journalists as she explained President Trump’s recently disclosed excessive ‘executive time.’ … Read more