Month: October 2019

The looney liberals have been returned to their asylum. Yesterday, they got schooled by President Donald J. Trump and put in their place. White House legal sharpshooters sent an 8-page letter to the torch and pitchfork crowd in Congress and said, “Here’s our response to your stupid impeachment inquiry–– suck it. We ain’t playing.” Speaker … Read more

Donald J. Trump had a “perfect phone call” with Turkish President Erdogan on Sunday. Then, he made “an excellent decision”–– the U.S. would leave its allies the Kurds to go it alone in Syria. “The Kurds are good people,” Trump said. “They helped us a lot in fighting ISIS. Something like 10,000 Kurds died. And … Read more

Donald J. Trump has always been a crackerjack businessman, and he runs the United States of America with the same efficient and determined drive for excellence. Today the president declared war against the horrendous criminal behavior of Joe Biden and his crime family by dispatching U.S. troops to all 194 countries in the world (save … Read more

President Donald J. Trump melts down with blinding rage when asked about the impeachment investigation of him recently launched by Congressional Democrats. “It’s very unfair,” Trump told The Lint Screen. “Adam Schiff, ‘Shifty Shiff’ I call him, should recuse himself because he’s a suspected murderer, pedophile, kidnapper, and bank robber. A very bad man. It’s … Read more