Month: May 2020

If anyone knows how to create drama, it’s President Donald J. Trump. The man who made The Apprentice the most popular TV show in history has decided to shake things up with the cast on The White House Cornanvirus Task Force. “We’ve had the highest ratings ever,” the president told The Lint Screen. “Incredible ratings. … Read more

One of the things Americans love about President Donald Trump is his humbleness. Yesterday, after fielding softball questions from Fox News anchors, the prez sat with The Lint Screen and let down his hair. “A lot of people think Lincoln was the greatest American president,” said the blond one, “but I think they’re wrong. All … Read more