Month: July 2020

Mike and Karen “Mother” Pence are all about family and Christian values. So naturally, they know the importance of education in a child’s life. “I always say education is the key that unlocks the window that opens many doors,” the Veep told The Lint Screen. “That’s why I think it’s so important all Americans follow … Read more

Ivanka Trump has always been a daddy’s girl. Whether it’s showing her father the latest styles in flimsy lingerie, string bikinis, or rubbing his back and cooing like a sexy kitten, this blonde bombshell has been supportive of her ‘Pops.’ Now she’s unloading both barrels on Dr. Anthony Fauci, the head of the National Institute … Read more

Although Betsy DeVos attended Calvin University, the Secretary of Education doesn’t cotton much to book learnin’. “It’s all a bunch of hibbly-jibbly,” the woman in charge of educating America’s children told The Lint Screen. “There are things you learn in the medical laboratory that may or may not be true. Who knows? Science can only … Read more

White House trade adviser Peter Navarro is one of President Trump’s most reliable cheerleaders, and yesterday he picked up his pom-poms again in support of our fearless leader. “The fake news has it all wrong,” Navarro told The Lint Screen. “People shouldn’t avoid contracting the coronavirus, COVID-19 is good for you. It’s like the spider … Read more

Perhaps the greatest trait of President Donald J. Trump is his decisive leadership. And today, and he showed that skill again. The president secured the services of world-renowned magician David Copperfield to address the raging COVID-19 global pandemic. “I’ve been saying for months that this coronavirus will disappear,” the nation’s leader told The Lint Screen. … Read more