Month: October 2020

There was a President Trump rally last night at Omaha’s Eppley Airfield, and his MAGA maniacs came to show their support and hear his tales of victimhood. After the president spewed his endless stream of lies and grievances, he hopped on the toasty warm Air Force One and flew the coop. The masses were left … Read more

When Rudy Giuliani isn’t touching himself in front of young women, he is America’s watchdog–– scouring the planet looking for evildoers and busting them. In December 2019, ‘America’s Mayor’ trekked all the way to Ukraine on a very important case. “I heard all these amazing stories about the evil shenanigans perpetrated by Hunter Biden,” Rudy … Read more

Dr. Anthony Fauci appears to be a mild-mannered world-renowned immunologist, but don’t be fooled. Beneath that petite exterior is a raging maniac with a lightning-quick temper and a bottomless reservoir of rage. The good doctor spoke with The Lint Screen about his feeling for President Trump. “The guy is a grade-A horse’s ass,” Fauci said, … Read more

Judge Amy Coney Barrett is an artful dodger. During her Supreme Court nomination hearings, the legal beagle would not be pinned down by Democrat Senators who wanted to know her judicial views on Obamacare, Roe v Wade, or the upcoming election and the powers of the president to influence its outcome in his favor. “I … Read more

Millions of Americans sent their thoughts and prayers for President Trump when he tweeted last week that he and his va va va voom First Lady had come down with COVID-19. But you can’t keep a good grifter down! Trump was attended to by a team of medical experts at Walter Reed National Military Medical … Read more

A star was born at last night’s Vice Presidential Debate, and it wasn’t V.P. Mike Pence or V.P. candidate Kamala Harris–– it was the fly who made his debut on the stage of Mike Pence’s snow-white skullcap. The fly, who identified itself as Rex, was all the Americans could talk about. Hollywood uber-agent Ari Emanuel … Read more