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Donald Trump was not a pet person, but Joe Biden is, and the president has decided to put his pet German Shepherd “Major” do his negotiating with Republican Senators on Biden’s infrastructure plan. “I want this to be a bipartisan bill,” Biden told The Lint Screen. “And I know Republicans will want to work with … Read more
You’d think a little girl would be excited to have an ex-president attend her birthday party, but that wasn’t the case for spoiled brat Melissa Amberton of Palm Beach, Florida. Yesterday was Melissa’s second birthday, and her parents were hosting a party with their immediate family to celebrate. But that all changed when three black … Read more
The Republican Party has taken decisive action to curb gun violence following the recent mass shootings in Atlanta and Boulder. “The Democrats hate God and want to take away everyone’s guns,” said Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell. “That’s making a mockery of The Constitution. They talk about background checks– that’s infringing on the privacy of … Read more
Although he’s left the national stage, disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald Trump is not keeping his big yap shut. He summoned The Lint Screen to his luxurious lair at Mar-A-Lago to give his take on Biden’s presidency so far. “I’m not impressed, not impressed at all,” Trump says between bites of a Big Mac (with extra … Read more
Texas Republican Rep. Chip Roy was the subject of controversy when he made statements about frontier justice in reaction to a Congressional hearing addressing discrimination against Asian Americans. “I was just talking about how we did things in the good old days,” Roy told The Lint Screen. “We’d grab a rope and head to the … Read more
Sen. Ron Johnson thinks fear is a black or white issue. The Wisconsin senator removed his hood and spoke on conservative radio host Joe Pag’s show Thursday. “There was outrage by the fake news liberal media,” according to Johnson so dropped in to The Lint Screen offices to clarify his position. “I wasn’t afraid at … Read more