Month: July 2021

Rep. Jim Jordan (OH) has seen many things in his life, like Ohio State wrestlers manhandled by a pervert team doc. Still, Jordan says he’s never seen anything as outrageous as House Leader Nancy Pelosi (CA). “Pelosi is running scared,” Jordan gushes to The Lint Screen. “She and the liberals are petrified patriots like me … Read more

The Republican Party loves freedom and hates what President Joe Biden is doing to destroy America. “Joe Biden is nuts,” says Rep. Jim Jordan (OH). “Now he says he wants to send armed COVID vaccine squads door-to-door and hold down helpless American citizens while they’re injected with a ‘Fauci Ouchie’ concoction of God only knows … Read more

The gossip rags are abuzz with the blockbuster news that ex-first daughter Ivanka Trump has dumped her disgraced twice-impeached ex-president daddy like last Sunday’s garbage. “I’ve had it with him,” Ivanka tells The Lint Screen. “That orange-faced clown lost to Joe Biden and then was so inept he couldn’t even lead a successful coup to … Read more

Anyone who knows ol’ Billy Boy Barr will attest to the fact he’s a straight shooter and calls ’em like he sees ’em! The former Attorney General dropped by The Lint Screen offices and delivered a scathing indictment of his former boss, disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald Trump. “It’s amazing to me that scumbag Trump received … Read more