Month: September 2021

Freedom lovers are showing up in cemeteries to announce their love of freedom. “I still think this Covid thing is a hoax,” says Wilbur Manson, hooked up to a ventilator in a Memphis hospital ICU. He begins coughing, then catches his breath and continues. “And I sure as hell wasn’t getting a vaccine, no sir. … Read more

In the old west, the marshal would round up a posse to chase and track down dirty no-good varmints who broke the law. In Texas, the same thing happens as bounty hunters and vigilantes begin tracking down pregnant women seeking an abortion. “Gov. Greg Abbott and the Texas Republican legislature have called open season on … Read more

Those damn Democrats are at it again! First, they cheated disgraced twice-impeached ex-president Donald J. Trump out of his re-election to a second term, and now, they are cheating conservative talk show host Larry Elder out of his election to the California Governorship. “Gavin Newsom is a big fat cheater,” Elder told The Lint Screen. … Read more

The Republican Party is on a roll in Texas. After effectively eliminating a woman’s right to choose after six weeks and turning the population into money-hungry bounty hunters, GOP Texas lawmakers propose a new bill that would severely limit a woman’s right to free speech. “Texans love their women,” says rep. Barry F. Lunkin. “Most … Read more

Boy, howdy, if you want an abortion, you better not be in Texas. The Texas state senate passed the restrictive Senate Bill 8, and Gov. Greg Abbott signed it into law. The U.S. Supreme Court recently declined to review its Constitutionality, meaning there are effectively no abortions in Texas six weeks after conception. “A man’s … Read more