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Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell is madder than a banty rooster trapped in a McDonalds’ colorful plastic ball pit playpen. “If Joe Biden thinks I’m going to let him pick a Supreme Court Justice,” McConnell tells The Lint Screen, “he’s got another thing coming. He’s only the President of The United States. I’m Mitch goddamn McConnell!” The wily politician, … Read more
Some people drink alcohol or take drugs when they feel down, but a unique therapy is treating disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump to get him out of the dumps–– a cast of adorable sock puppets. The ex-prez has been discouraged with the dozens of legal beagles chasing his tail, his popularity dropping, and now, … Read more
House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy is claiming he was absent during the January 6th Inaugural Insurrection & Coup Event. The House select committee investigating the U.S. Capitol’s attack recently sent McCarthy a letter requesting him to testify about his texts and conversations with disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump on January 6th. “I would love to come before … Read more
As the January 6 Select Committee wades through seas of incriminating evidence, The Lint Screen is unearthing facts and exposing the truth! We have obtained a swatch of recordings from inside the White House living quarters of disgraced twice-impeached Ex-President Donald J. Trump while watching his coup attempt live on TV. Here is our exclusive … Read more
As the country braces for the first anniversary of the January 6th attempted coup to overturn a free and fair election, the pack of riled-up fools who participated are making plans to reunite and celebrate. “We weren’t successful last time,” Dirk Pretmoore of Lubbock, Texas tells The Lint Screen. “But this time, we’re going to … Read more