GOP Says Arm Teachers to Stop School Shootings

Following the tragic elementary school massacre in Uvalde, Texas, yesterday, the Republican Party has finally decided enough is enough. “We’ve got to take some decisive action,” Texas Gov. Greg Abbott told The Lint Screen. “I’ve always said the only thing that will stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. … Read more

GOP Urged Meadows “To Stop The Maniac” During Coup Attempt

The Lint Screen recently published the first batch of damning emails from various GOP leaders to former Chief of Staff Mark Meadows during the attempted coup to overturn a free and fair election on January 6, 2021. In those messages, the Republican politicians show their disdain for democracy and willingness to overturn a free and fair election for disgraced twice-impeached … Read more

Alito says he knows what’s best for “the little ladies”

Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito caused a sensation when the draft of his upcoming decision concerning abortion leaked earlier this week. Alito and four other conservative Supreme Court Justices are poised to make abortion illegal. “It’s the right thing to do,” Alito tells The Lint Screen. “The federal government has no power over a woman’s … Read more