Month: April 2023

Putie-Vision to Debut “Tucker Truth Time” Show

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Fox News fired its most popular host Tucker Carlson on Monday. Today, Mikhail Robninikov, the president of the Russian propaganda news network Putie-Vision, announced Carlson would be hosting a new show on May 1st. “We are excited to have Comrade Carlson on our team,” Robninikov tells The Lint Screen. “He will be most important asset … Read more

“Viewers cost Fox News $787.5 million,” the legal team claims

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Michael Dewey of the legal firm Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, representing Fox News, spoke with The Lint Screen following the recent Dominion Voting Systems case settlement. “This case was a travesty of justice,” Dewey says. “Fox News only did what its viewers demanded–– present a believable argument why America’s greatest president, President Trump, lost the 2020 election. … Read more

A couple dudes rapping about their love of dictators

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Last night, America witnessed disgraced twice-impeached, recently indicted ex-President Donald J. Trump chewing the fat with Russian propagandist stooge Tucker Carlson, who was sitting on a phone book to look like a big boy. “America is awful,” Trump told Friar Tuck. “We’re the worst country on earth. A shit-hole. Our military is horrible. The FBI … Read more

DeSantis: “I’m a bad boy like Trump. Back me, GOP.”

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Florida culture warrior and Gov. Ron DeSantis has been making subtle moves indicating a run for the presidency––publishing a book, becoming a Fox News darling, and fighting the woke. But one thing he hasn’t done––pick a fight with the GOP’s great White House hope––disgraced twice-impeached, and recently indicted ex-President Donald J. Trump. Until now, that … Read more