Looney Lady Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene made a blistering speech at the Turning Point Action Conference recently. She attacked President Joe Biden for “helping people” and “depriving them of the opportunity to pull themselves up by the bootstraps. It’s disgraceful.”
Greene, who is rarely tethered to reality, compared Biden to FDR and LBJ.
“If you look at history,” MTG tells The Lint Screen, “FDR and LBJ are two of the worst presidents ever. Frankie Roosevelt and Linton Johnson were socialists like Joe Biden. These bleeding hearts wanted to help widows and orphans, old folks, unions, the unemployed, poor people, and minorities being discriminated against––all this woke crap. Why? Because they do not believe in the grit and guts of citizens to weather storms and pull themselves up by the bootstraps. Helping others in need has never been the American Way.”
Greene thinks Biden is “very dangerous” because he wants to invest in social programs, infrastructure, and the environment.
“We don’t need to rebuild America,” Greene crows. “Biden must think American workmanship is lousy if he wants to replace or repair bridges that are only a hundred or two hundred years old. Doesn’t he know American-made products are eternal?”
The blond nutcase also thinks Medicare and Medicaid are “cushy entitlement programs” that make Americans soft.
“If grandpa needs a hip replacement, he can do it himself,” Greene says. “He doesn’t need a government wet nurse. Find a YouTube video on hip replacements, and sharpen the steak knives, Gramps! The GOP believes in American ingenuity and gumption––not coddling.”
MTG suggests Americans get smart about life.
“Consult your legal team and tax advisors,” she says. “You don’t need Bidenomics or Obamacare handouts. You just need a good grift and an offshore account.”
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