Month: March 2024

Disgraced ex-president Donald J. Trump is a masterful salesman. From steaks to water, vodka, ribbed condoms, TOP SECRET classified documents, MAGA hats, and gold sneakers, Trump has pimped them all with the same conviction that almost seems truthful. Now, the conman is pitching Bibles. Here is the script from his recent infomercial posted on his … Read more

Donald J. Trump was beat but he’s not beaten. “Joe Biden and the Democrat Party are a disaster,” the disgraced ex-president told a flock of his MAGA zombies in Ohio recently. “The election this November is all mine. I expect 100% of the vote, and I’m sure I’ll get it. If not, there will be … Read more

Following her fatalistic response to President Joe Biden’s State of the Union Address, Alabama Republican Sen. Katie Britt became an instant global superstar. The reviews of her bombastic performance scaring Americans were breathless. “A star is born,” raved GOP Starwatcher Magazine. “Katie cooked Joe’s goose but good! Bravo, Queen of Doom and Gloom!!!” gushed MAGA … Read more

Tonight’s State of the Union Address will star President Joe Biden, but a number of GOP radical fascists plan to play a supporting role. “I’m ready for my close-up,” says Trump groupie Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene. “Biden is not going to rain on my parade. I’ll be the main attraction tonight–– like a pin-up calendar … Read more