With the election less than a month away, disgraced ex-President Donald Trump is hot on the campaign trail. Although he’s already been impeached twice, the felon wants to raise his record stats for being a crook and cheat in the Oval Office.
At a recent rally in Pennsylvania, the demented kook was joined on stage by douchebag royale Elon Musk.
“Just look at Leon,” Trump told the crowd. “Leon’s jumping for joy, and who can blame him? I did more for billionaires like him than any president in history. Trump put more money in the billionaires’ pockets. Didn’t I make you a helluva lot richer, Leon?
“Um, it’s Elon,” Musk corrects.
“That’s what I said, Leon, now answer the damn question.”
“Yes, Mr. President. Sorry for my mistake. You made me much richer with your tax breaks.” Musk laughs, rubbing his greedy palms together.
“And I’ll make you even richer next year if I win.”
“Vote Trump/Vance, they’re for the tech bros!”
“That’s right, Leon. I’ll make all the billionaires richer. And make all the millionaires billionaires. But know that I will always be the richest one because I’m always number one. But I’ll tell you, the rich people love me!”
An aide rushes on stage and whispers to Trump off-mic.
“Oh, and I’ll also make you richer,” Trump says with jazz hands. ” I’m going to make everyone richer. Even the peasants like you. So much richer. You’ve never seen so much riches than you will with Trump. Very, very rich.”
He turns to the aide off-stage and gives a thumbs-up gesture. He notices Musk (probably high on some drug) continuing to jump and down.
“Now get the hell off the stage, Leon,” Trump commands. “This is my show.”
“It’s Leon, sir,” the awkward goon whispers.
“Who cares?” Trump continues an incoherent 2:28-minute rant as the crowd slowly thins.
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