A slight majority of Americans have spoken: they want the thrill ride of an unpredictable, unstable, narcissistic leader at the wheel of democracy because he promised a brighter future and a cabinet filled with “the very best people.”
President-Elect Donald J. Trump, a convicted felon, announced that he is selecting gonzo Rep. Matt Gaetz (FL) for his Attorney General.
Gaetz has been under a House Ethics investigation into his alleged sex trafficking of a 17-year-old high school girl. Gaetz’s sleazy buddy got busted for sex trafficking minors and is currently serving 11 years of hard time in a Federal prison.
The Lint Screen went to a Florida high school to learn what teen girls think of Mr. Gaetz.
“The guy’s a total chueg,” says Brittany S. “Gaetz got like zero rizz.”
“He’s always hanging around here,” Tiffany B. reports. “He scores negative auro points. And that hair? Like, really?“
“Beige, basic, cringe” is how Crystal M. describes the Florida man. “Gaetz is sus. No one’s DTF, Grandpa.”
“That plastic man is Delulu,” Amber G. declares. “We all ghosted him.”
Rhonda D. had the last word. “Gaetz’s ick factor is off the charts. KYS.”
Despite what the girls think, Gatez has appreciated talents with his two lips placed on Trump’s ample behind. Perhaps the Florida nutcase will find more fans in The Capitol Building.
Brace yourself, America; you’re in for a wild ride. And remember, you asked for this.
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Enjoy PD Scullin’s debut novel, “SAWDUST: Love is Wilder than a Circus,” a twisted, funny ride across America with a traveling circus in the early 1980s. The book is also available as an audiobook. Buckle up and go.
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