The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
In a show of forced toadyism that would make North Korea’s Kim Jong Un blush, America’s glorious leader, convicted felon, twice-impeached, adjudicated sex offender, President Donald J. Trump sat proudly as his Cabinet gushed praise for him. “My love for you is unbounded, sir,” confessed Vice President JD Vance. “But not in a gay way, … Read more
Suspected pedophile President Donald J. Trump made a big deal of his meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin yesterday in Anchorage, Alaska. He promised he’d get agreement to a ceasefire or he’d slap the commies with sanctions, but after meeting for three. hours, Trump sang a different tune. “I think it’s awful what Zelensky has … Read more
“I’m trying to make America great again,” Trump bellyaches, “and no one appreciates how hard I work. This Epstein hoax is like an obnoxious fly buzzing my head. I’ve given orders that if someone bothers me about it, they are to be shot. They need to pay a price for wasting my time, and it seems like losing their life is a suitable fine.”
“Ryan is a whiz kid,” Trump says. “He knows numbers backwards and forwards, inside and out. He’s smart as a whip. And I’ve had him looking over the latest inflation numbers since I took office and saved the country from the awful depression of Joe Biden’s economy.” Trump nudges his new employee. “Go on, Ryan, tell them what you found.”