“Chicago is being terrorized by Blues Brothers,” Trump claims, “My troops will catch them.”

The lunatic in the White House is getting worse.

Pedo-Prez Trump tells The Lint Screen that the “great danger and threat in Chicago is very real,” and he explains why.

“I was watching TV last night,” he says. “And I saw a news story about two guys who call themselves ‘The Blues Brothers.’ These thugs were driving like maniacs through Chicago streets, going like a bat out of hell, running red lights, swerving everywhere––they could have killed hundreds, probably thousands of people. Police cars were chasing them—so many cop cars. But the not-so-nice guys refused to stop. There was a huge accident, wrecks like nobody’s ever seen before, and all the cop cars crashed into each other. The bad guys got away. I looked at the destruction and said I’ve got to do something about this. Chicago is a hellhole like Portland, and only I can fix it.”

Trump dispatched his enforcers, Stephen Miller and Pete Hegseth, to eradicate the problem.

“Now we have tremendous ICE forces, incredible warriors who wear masks so blood won’t get on their faces,” Trump smiles. “We’re sending in an army of troops. We’re going to catch these Blues Brothers and deport them. They’ve got to be illegal immigrants playing that black music. Trump will make Chicago great again.”

Trump gives a self-satisfied smirk.

“Then we’re going to do something about these radical liberal cities under attack from flying monkeys. I saw a news report about them the other night. Communist Democrats have an evil witch who sends flying monkeys to attack their enemies. It’s disgraceful.”

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