Pervert-in-Chief Donald Trump has been “bigly worried” about the safety of convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell.
“She is a very wonderful person,” Trump says. “Maybe she allegedly did some not-so-nice things, but she’s paying her price to society. She was serving time in a maximum security facility. It was an awful, horrible place. Like a prison, really. So I had her transferred to much better accommodations, where she could get some decent room service, massages, and spa services.”
But that wasn’t enough to satisfy the kindhearted Trump.
“The communist Democrats continue with their ridiculous Epstein hoax,” Trump says, shaking his head in disgust. “And I’m concerned Ghislaine could experience violence. So in the interest of her safety, I’m having Secretary of War Pete Hegseth transport her to Venezuela, where she’ll be put on a fishing boat for safekeeping.”
Trump smiles. “There is no safer place on Earth than a Venezuelan fishing boat. It’s so relaxing and peaceful to be at sea down there. Ghislaine will be very, very safe from the terrible Democrats and their radical agenda of exploiting the Epstein hoax. And should something happen to her, God help the Democrats because I’ll come after them guns ablazing. I believe in justice, law, and order. You can be sure of that.”
Trump gives two thumbs up and grins like a goon.
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