College Student Demands Protection From World
C. Daniel Wisterdom will be entering Middlebury College next week, and is already threatening lawsuits against this respected Vermont liberal arts mecca, The Lint Screen has learned from hanging out…
Minnesota Dentist Kills Leopard At Zoo
Dr. Walter Palmer is a very angry man. Following last week's news that he had killed beloved Zimbabwean lion Cecil, the Minnesota dentist was struck by an onslaught of negative…
An Original Idea In Hollywood?
Tinsel Town is quiet tonight. Sealed like a vacuum-tight can of cashews. No one's saying nothing, but the rumors wash this glittery city like waves beating the shore. In and…
El Chapo Headlining Vegas Act
Officials representing Mexican drug lord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman have announced the recent prison escapee will be headlining at The Mirage Hotel & Casino on the Las Vegas strip this…
Greece Settles Its Huge Debt With A Giant Horse
The EuroZone is rejoicing now that Greece has finally settled its massive debt with the gift of a gigantic horse. "We're not looking this gift in the mouth," said Hans…
Trump Flashes Kardashian, Cosby Jolts Jared
The Lint Screen discovers the power of clickbait. The world bites!
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