PD Scullin

I'm a smart ass humorist, ex-adman, founder of ASO Advertising, Atlanta. I will soon be publishing my first novel, SAWDUST. Look for it on Amazon. I have another website of marketing pontification–– http://www.EmpatheticAdman.com. I also once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

McCarthy Will Lower Consent Age and Clean Toilets For Votes

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Poor, poor, Rep. Kevin McCarthy. The shameless Trump sycophant sold his soul long ago, but that wasn’t enough to make his Republican Congressional colleagues happy. McCarthy always wanted to be Speaker of The House when he grew up, and now the pitiful bastard is promising to do whatever it takes to secure the necessary 218-votes for him to become the … Read more

Santos on His Nobel Peace Prize Claim, “Oops!”

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George Santos is a misunderstood man. The New York congressman-elect is backtracking on many of the wild claims made during his campaign run. Falsehoods pepper his résumé, but he says they are “not intentional––they’re merely miscommunications.” “I didn’t actually win the Nobel Peace Prize,” Santos tells The Lint Screen. “In third grade, I won a Noble Paste … Read more

Trump Calls January 6 Committee Report “Very Boring”

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Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump is not impressed with the House January 6 Committee’s Final Report. “It’s awful,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “The Democrat commies claim my supporters invaded The Capitol, beat up cops, and caused lots of damage. That never happened. MAGA people respect the rule of law and would never trespass. The book has so many lies, it’s … Read more

MTG: “I would have burned down the House on January 6”

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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is a rock star in the MAGA world. The insane woman from Georgia recently talked about the attempted insurrection on January 6, 2021, when a mob of angry treasonous Trumpsters beat cops and ran wild through the People’s House, enabled by traitor GOP ass-kissers. “I’ll tell you one thing,” Greene tells The Lint Screen, “if … Read more

Antisemites Discuss Love For Dylan at Mar-a-Lago Dinner

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Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump was feeling lonely last week, so he decided to invite a few pals over for dinner: white nationalist/antisemite Nick Fuentes, and rapper Ye, a noted Jew-hater. The three men sat in the dining room of gaudy Mar-a-Lago and shared a meal and insightful conversation. The Lint Screen has obtained … Read more