PD Scullin

I'm a smart ass humorist, ex-adman, founder of ASO Advertising, Atlanta. I will soon be publishing my first novel, SAWDUST. Look for it on Amazon. I have another website of marketing pontification–– http://www.EmpatheticAdman.com. I also once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Graham surprised Jackson is black, asks why she has “funny name”

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Supreme Court nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson was grilled yesterday by South Carolina Sen. Lindsay Graham during her confirmation hearing. Here is a partial transcript of his interrogation. LG: It says here that your name is Ketanji Brown Jackson. Is that correct? KBJ: Yes. LG: Kee-tawn-gee. That’s a funny name. KBJ: My parents gave me the … Read more

Putin Names Tucker Carlson As His Press Agent

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Tucker Carlson of Fox News is one of America and Russia’s most popular broadcasters, and Russian President Vladimir Putin wants to harness his star power on his behalf. Andrei Nikinovich, Kremlin spokesperson, tells The Lint Screen that the decision was easy. “President Putin has always been a fan of Tucker Carlson,” Nikinovich says. “Tucker is one of … Read more

“Putin feared me,” Trump brags, “I was very tough on him”

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Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump has fond memories of his time with Russian President Vladimir Putin. “If I were president today, Putin would never have invaded Ukraine,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “But Biden stole the election from me, and Putin knows Joe is weak, so he made his move. It’s a brilliant move, … Read more

GOP rewrites American history reducing guilt and shame for kids

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Because children are our most precious assets (after gold, Bitcoin, and Beyonce NFTs), The Republican Party has taken decisive action to protect kids from the terrible emotional damages caused by history books in school. “We don’t want our little ones to feel guilt and shame,” says Kyle Eastman, the head of the Florida Concerned Parents … Read more