PD Scullin

I'm a smart ass humorist, ex-adman, founder of ASO Advertising, Atlanta. I will soon be publishing my first novel, SAWDUST. Look for it on Amazon. I have another website of marketing pontification–– http://www.EmpatheticAdman.com. I also once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Miller: “Druids of Democracy” Will Secure Trump’s Victory

by

Stephen Miller slithers into The Lint Screen offices. As his forked tongue pokes the air exploring its environment, the nervous little man springs to his feet and begins a diatribe. “We face a constitutional crisis,” he blurts. “This farcical election must be overturned. We cannot allow a dangerous wild-eyed socialist like Joe Biden and his … Read more

Cruz Kisses Trump’s Ample Ass by Fighting to Reverse Democracy

by

Texas Senator Ted Cruz has made a shameless ass-kissing move by offering to fight democracy and reverse the presidential election President Donald Trump lost to Joe Biden by seven million popular votes and 74 impending Electoral College votes. “I’ve got to do what I’ve got to do,” the pudgy cretin told The Lint Screen. “Guys … Read more

Second Graders Agree Trump Was Cheated Out Of Election Victory

by

President Donald J. Trump has been complaining about losing the presidential election for over a month. Most Republican voters agree that he was cheated, but what do younger Americans think? The Lint Screen wanted to find out, so we conducted interviews with young people across the country. Travis Middleton is a second-grader in Dayton, Ohio, … Read more

Fred Trump Declares “Donald Lost, He’s A Born Loser”

by

Fred Trump officially died in 1999, but like herpes, he hasn’t gone away. The president’s father has been watching his son Donald for a long time, and he reached out from beyond the grave to give an exclusive interview to his favorite news source, The Lint Screen. “I’ve been dead over 20 years,” Fred said, … Read more