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PD Scullin Now that President Donald Trump has licked the threat of COVID-19 by declaring, “It will get worse before it gets better,” he is turning his sights to an evil danger to America–– AMERICANS!!! “Radical leftists are bad people–– very bad people,” the portly president told The Lint Screen. “They are the biggest threat we face … Read more
Betsy DeVos has never taught school. In fact, before becoming Secretary of Education, she had never attended a public school or sent her children to one, but that’s not stopping this Jesus-fueled fireball from deciding what’s best for America’s youth. “I am fully on board with the president’s directive to get our kids back into … Read more
President Donald J. Trump is a true trailblazer. He has done things no other president could ever dream of doing, and now that includes being a product spokesman. White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany told The Lint Screen President Trump is available to represent American brands in their marketing campaigns. “The president is the most … Read more
Mike and Karen “Mother” Pence are all about family and Christian values. So naturally, they know the importance of education in a child’s life. “I always say education is the key that unlocks the window that opens many doors,” the Veep told The Lint Screen. “That’s why I think it’s so important all Americans follow … Read more
Ivanka Trump has always been a daddy’s girl. Whether it’s showing her father the latest styles in flimsy lingerie, string bikinis, or rubbing his back and cooing like a sexy kitten, this blonde bombshell has been supportive of her ‘Pops.’ Now she’s unloading both barrels on Dr. Anthony Fauci, the head of the National Institute … Read more
Although Betsy DeVos attended Calvin University, the Secretary of Education doesn’t cotton much to book learnin’. “It’s all a bunch of hibbly-jibbly,” the woman in charge of educating America’s children told The Lint Screen. “There are things you learn in the medical laboratory that may or may not be true. Who knows? Science can only … Read more