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“Ivanka looks great in black,” President Donald Trump tells The Lint Screen. “She’s very sexy in dark colors, so she’s the perfect pick to replace Ginsburg. She’ll look a hell of a lot better in her black robe than Ginsburg did, I can tell you that.” Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who died last week at … Read more

If it wasn’t for the genius of Q, James Bond would have been dead back when he was a strapping young Sean Connery. Q is the code name for M16’s (British Secret Intelligence Service) top inventor of devious weaponry. And President Donald J. Trump has long been a fan of his work. “I love the … Read more

Russia’s President Vladimir Putin encourages all Americans to rally their support for President Donald J. Trump in 2020. “If Americans want be patriots, they must vote Trump,” Putin tells The Lint Screen. “Donald Trump has done incredible job. He is best president ever. Much better than black Obama.“ Putin has been very impressed by the … Read more

While the fake news media wets itself with glee over Bob Woodward’s new book Rage, the president takes down “this evil enemy of the people.” Woodward released tapes of alleged interviews he did with President Trump back in February. On the tape, one hears the president confessing he knew COVID-19 was deadly, “more deadly than … Read more

President Donald Trump is enacting the Defense Production Act to manufacture American flags for his re-election campaign. “This is an absolute emergency,” said Kellyanne Conway, counselor to the president. “There is a terrible shortage of American flags, I suspect Joe Biden is burning them, or the Democrat-run cities are ripping them into strips and using … Read more

Fox’s superstar dream hunk Tucker Carlson is a man’s man. His heart pumps a hi-octane mixture of testosterone, American sour mash whiskey, and nitroglycerine. And right now, this hombre is hopping mad and at a boiling point. “All these protesters in Democrat cities need to sit down and shut up,” Tucker told The Lint Screen. … Read more