The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
PD Scullin 
It’s even worse than you feared! Sean Hannity, the North Star of Fox News Channel, recently warned viewers that mobs of angry Democrats are out of control and a threat to our nation. Sure enough, the Moses of hair parts was correct! All over America, angry libs are gathering like moths to a tiki torch … Read more
The Lint Screen has decided after extensive and exhaustive research that the best human being to have ever graced the Earth is Saudi Deputy Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. Our editorial staff believes he is a leader for the ages with his progressive ideas (women driving cars–– what a radical notion!!!) and his warm, welcoming … Read more
If you believe some people do not think Brett Kavanaugh is a dream Supreme Court Justice, dream again, silly goose! A senior Trump administration official claims the alleged protesters against Kavanaugh are on the payroll of evil liberal kingpin George Soros. “Don’t be duped, morons,” Stevie Granger, senior counsel to the president told The Lint … Read more
Now that Brett Kavanaugh received the honor he so richly deserves–– a seat on the Supreme Court–– changes are underway to make the treasured golden boy feel at home. Ice cold kegs of Heineken are now available in the Court, Judge Kavanaugh’s chambers, his private bathroom, and the hallway connecting his chambers to the Court. … Read more
U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham passed his audition for Attorney General last week at the Brett Kavanaugh hearings. He stopped by The Lint Screen offices to dispense some of his unique brand of chill. Here are some of the insightful pearls the easy-going politician dispensed. “It’s outrageous what passes for entertainment these days. Game of Thrones … Read more
Donald Trump has done it again! After weeks of bitter bipartisan “wrasslin’” as Sen. Lindsey Graham might say, President Donald J. Trump did the impossible–– he persuaded the FBI to launch an investigation into some of the allegations about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh. “As I have said many times for a long time,” Trump … Read more